Suzume Made Me Cry My Dick Off

I watched Suzume a week ago. I’m still crying. If you’re unfamiliar, Suzume is the latest work of esteemed anime filmmaker Makoto Shinkai. There are plenty of reviews online if you want to find out the synopsis, so I won’t go into that. I’m just here to tell you that you’re going to cry.

Shinakai’s movies do that to anyone. This isn’t the first time my dick has been cried off. Like most of his audience, I…