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Coronavirus is like Michael Jackson

K. Cheng
1 min readMar 20, 2020

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Think of it this way: Remember the Time when Michael Jackson first turned white? Everyone kinda ignored it cause he was still dropping good music. Then he did his nose, and his checkbones, maybe his eyes? At this point, we are at the Bad album of COVID-19. It already turned white and won’t go back to being black, but we can still stop it from doing all that shit to it’s face.

COVID-19 is Dangerous, and our situation is Bad. The only way to Beat It is to stay home. Will You Be There? I know that’s not a Thriller, but the only way to contain this virus is to Keep It In the Closet. Social isolation doesn’t mean you’re by yourself. You Are Not Alone. COVID-19 is affecting every single person on the planet. Otherwise, you’re gonna be asking Annie if she’s okay and if she touched Dirty Dianna. So take a look at the Man in the Mirror. Do you really Wanna Be Startin Somethin? Do you really wanna see Blood on the Dance Floor? This Is It. I know it makes you wanna Scream, but this is the only way to Heal the World.

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K. Cheng
K. Cheng

Written by K. Cheng

K. Cheng is a comedian that has appeared at the Comedy Cellar, the Comedy Store, and Gotham’s Comedy Club… not to perform, he’s just appeared there.

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