Coronavirus is like Dragon Ball

K. Cheng
1 min readMar 20, 2020

Think of it this way: It’s like the beginning of the Cell saga. Imperfect Cell is absorbing everyone’s energy and killing a bunch of people. But then he absorbed 17 and 18 and became Perfect Cell. We coulda stopped him from absorbing the Androids, but Vegeta wanted to show how big his dick was and Krillin wanted to have sex with a robot. This is where we are right now. We need to make sure Vegeta and Krillin don’t do dumb shit and…

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K. Cheng

K. Cheng is a comedian that has appeared at the Comedy Cellar, the Comedy Store, and Gotham’s Comedy Club… not to perform, he’s just appeared there.