Mortal Kombat dropped last week with modern CGI and grown up goriness for maximum dopeness. Plenty has been said about the plot, production, and characters. But not enough has been said about the part that took the audience by surprise: FATALITIES! Your kasual kombat fan knows about fatalities. If you’re down for sequels, you’re looking forward to seeing how else the characters get killed.

The Mortal Kombat games have a bunch of other finishing moves beyond fatalities which could provide source material for the next movie. But here are some that really, really shouldn’t be included:

Animality-This was the one…

K. Cheng

K. Cheng is a comedian that has appeared at the Comedy Cellar, the Comedy Store, and Gotham’s Comedy Club… not to perform, he’s just appeared there.

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